Picture This: Culinary Choices

Saucy Cook’s Love Poem

I want to get your measure, weigh you up, stir and blend with you,

Occasionally freeze, heat you up and warm you through

Keep you on the boil; sizzle with you.

Now and then you’ll no doubt boil over

And I’ll want to beat you, bake you, fry and grill you, fill you;

I want to eat you, toss you, sugar and spice you

Simmer and garnish, tenderise and ice you.

For you’re my crumpet, my plum duff

You’re my spotted dick;

You’re my glace cherry cake

My melting cheese straw stick;

My meat and two veg

My Camberbert wedge

My rolly-polly pud;

My toad-in-the-hole,

My Dover soul – and boy do you taste good!

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Naughty, but nice when taste and timing are just right!

By MD and one of Dr Who's former assistants has a copy from years ago with permission already for it to be performed FOC!