Thursday Tune-up: #Happyism through Song

Invent you all inclusive spoof lyrics, for example...

"A foggy day, in London town

Had me deaf, had me down

I viewed the morning with my charm

British Museum got a new alarm.

How long we wondered would this thing last;

But the age of miracles hadn't past,

For suddenly I saw tea there

And through foggy London town

We just kept smiling.... everywhere.

Everywhere...

Everywhere. " 

Your turn!

How about a new version of...

My eyes are dim I cannot see
I left my specs in the WC
And now they are floating
Out to sea. 

May the smiles be with you... always.